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Thursday, March 4, 2010

senaman mulut!

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Boss: Where were you born?
Man: India ..
Boss: which part?
Man: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.

Two man was fixing a bomb in a car.
Man 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Man 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Man: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Man: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start
with petrol.

a man joined a new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Man: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken.
Man: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,
oh
Man 2: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is
he crying?

Man: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you..
Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India
Radio!'

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Man: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Man: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Man: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Man: That was the same king's skeleton when he was a child.

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